This one is for all college freshman guys. Let me tell you right now, college is way different than high school. If you want to come to college and be respected by upper classmen let me tell you some ways not to be a douche bag. Maybe save you some time and embarrassment.

First of all, it's not cool anymore to make dumb-ass remarks in class. Not only will people look at you like you're an idiot, but your college professor doesn't give two shits if you pass or fail his class, he still

gets his $80,000 a year salary. When you are walking around campus with your buddies, don't act like jack-asses. Immaturity is just annoying now. Unless you want to spend countless nights alone with rosé palm herself, keep it cool.

Don't talk shit about how much you can drink until you've drank with your superior upper classmen. Until you can bong 40oz's like water or shoot multiple shots in a row multiple times and not start puking your ass off and calling dinosaurs from your drunken state, you can't drink at all. Expect to wake up in the mornings with writings on your face, shaven heads, duct taped hands and feet, and all other kinds of shit.
Also try and learn some terminology like "keg stand" before you come to college. It's annoying explaining instructions to amateur drunks.

I love chilling with fraternity guys don't get me wrong. But I hate the new pledge's each semester that walk around looking like a fraternity factory threw up on them. I think it's so funny when you see a new pledge and he's wearing the hat a little to the left, letters on his shirt, letters on his necklace, driving in a car with letters on every window. WE KNOW, YOU'RE IN A FRATERNITY! Seems a bit of an insecure thing if I say so myself, but whatever floats your boat I guess. I don't care I'll just call you a douche bag and go on about my business. Also I dress pretty nice most of the time, but I can't stand the robots that walk around all wearing popped collard pink polo's. Seriously you go to a party and there are 5 guys wearing pink polo's with popped collars. I own a pink polo myself, I'm secure, but I don't pop the damn collar like everyone because well, it's douche baggish.

Just grow up a little before you pack your things up to move to your school that next semester. Picking on you isn't intentional, but you have to be made you into the man you will be someday. Think of it as a way of learning some life changing philosophies in under two semesters. And remember, don't be a douche bag.

As Always, Keep it real
-Chris Ruesink