of
bed, drink a red bull, check my email, and shower.
If it is not done in that exact order, it puts
me in a really pissy mood. When I walk to class,
I go in the exact same doors in each building,
even if it is the longer way. I don't know why,
but if I change it up it will make my day bad.
When I see people I know when
I'm in a hurry, I would rather walk past them
without saying something then having to have a
conversation with them. I know that makes me sound
like a jerk, but I've got things to do and places
to be. And when I walk into a restaurant I will
not sit at a table, it must always be a booth.
If I sit at a table, I feel as if my food and
I are on display. Not that anyone bothers to look.
When I have to pick up groceries,
I would rather go later at night. It's because
it's so much more peaceful as I stroll through
the aisles and don't have to worry about old people
and kids being in my way. I know, I know I'm a
jerk, but I'm already in a bad mood if I'm grocery
shopping. While I'm pushing my cart of groceries
through the parking lot, I will not go over the
big storm drains. You never know when those things
could break and you fall down ten feet into mysterious
brown semi-liquid goop.
I don't like flying insects. Not
only do they fly in for their attacks when your
least expecting it, but their sticky ass feet
makes my teeth clench. Not to mention there's
a chance it could bite you, sting you, or release
fecal matter on you. Odds really aren't in anybody's
favor.
When I drive, I will avoid turning
left at all costs. I will sit there and make up
my errands-list for the day and put them in order
so that I do not have to turn left or use as very
few as possible. I don't know if it's a mixture
of bad eye judgment or the fact that fast moving
cars could slam into the side of me if I make
a poor judgment decision. And if I feel like washing
my car, I don't care if it's about to rain. It's
my therapy to clean my car, not like I actually
do it for the results. It's just peaceful to wash
my car. So if I'm the weirdo at the car wash when
it's raining, just smile and wave and go on about
your business. You know you're weird too.
As Always Keep It Real,
Chris Ruesink
InkByChris.com
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